Monday, May 30, 2011

The Chewbacca Defence


Having started this blog, i began contemplating, as every other blogger would have, at some point of time. Question is:  What exactly is this blog going to be about?, and why am I even going to spend precious time and post over here? Then another realization hit me...

Why would anyone really want to read this blog?

WHY?

You might have even left this page by now and are never coming back. But, Since you have reached this far, I ll assume you really want to know why someone would read any blog for that matter.


I have one thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.



Chewbacca
is a Wookie from the planet Kashyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Evoks?

That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with reading this blog? Nothing.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this blog! It does not make sense!

Look at me. I'm an engineering student at IIT, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense?

Guys, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And you have to remember, when you're in your seat deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and Gentlemen, it does not make sense!

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you MUST follow blogs! The defence rests.

So yeah..